fuckbangovers:

So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ 

 I heard my mom scream in the other room

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nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Holy shit…

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Holy shit…

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strangepicturesofshrek:

what are you doing in my swamp

strangepicturesofshrek:

what are you doing in my swamp

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buildabitchworkshop:

talk dirty to me

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immesofuck-you:

cinnamonandsex:


Shot in the heart
Heart of someone with cancer
Heart after drug overdose
Heart of an obese person

fucking hell

This makes me feel sick but everyone needs to reblog this okay.

immesofuck-you:

cinnamonandsex:

Shot in the heart

Heart of someone with cancer

Heart after drug overdose

Heart of an obese person

fucking hell

This makes me feel sick but everyone needs to reblog this okay.

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oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

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herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

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daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

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h0tpat00tie:

Is this how lesbian sex works

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starllex:

Fuck you ernie

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pussysista:

Me: Where should I apply my perfume?

Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed

Me:

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